I went to sleep at the Vet’s office and I woke up a ConeHead! What happened? Mommy told someone I got “fixed”. What does that mean? What needed fixing? I’m nice to everyone. I like all other dogs, even if they ignore me or bark at me. I like everyone I meet. I let the cat eat my food and I just sit back and watch him. I think I’m a pretty nice little fellow so what did I do that needed fixing?
I heard Mommy say I’ve got to wear this cone for two weeks. I’m not sure exactly what that means but I can tell you each minute is a problem for me.
Some of the folks I know from my walks call me Happy because that’s what I always am. Do I look happy now?
Oh what a day I had today! So many things to tell you about. Mommy took me outside to take care of my business, the peeing and pooing stuff she doesn’t like in the house. Now that’s fine, but then we walk over to the National Center for Civil and Human Rights and what do I find? A huge set of stairs. Stairs! I have never gone up stairs before and I have no intention of doing it now, but Mommy just starts walking up thinking I’m going to follow her. I’m not! Oh goodness she has treats for me, but she’s holding them on the third step. How do I get that treat? First stair, second stair, treat. Yes, I can do that. Turns out I can run up stairs. Mommy needs to go faster to keep up.
So if the stairs weren’t enough for one day I now am going to the Vet. Sensing something might be up I don’t just walk in the door like this is going to be a great place. No, I stop outside and sit down. Maybe if I just stay sitting we won’t go in. Didn’t work. I’m only six pounds so Mommy picks me up and carries me in. I should have been a German Shepherd.
The Vet was very nice to me. She gave me Cheez Whiz! Have you ever had Cheez Whiz? That is some good stuff. Two vet techs were in the room holding me while I got a rabies shot and another shot. As long as that Cheez Whiz kept coming I didn’t really care what they were doing. Plus the whole group was singing and dancing, doing a special puppy song while they did some other tests. Silly, silly, ladies. The whole visit was kind of fun!
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